$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He passed out mid-signature
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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