dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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