why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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