Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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