All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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