i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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