I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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