chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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