this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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