It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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