That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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