doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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