she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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