I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
