I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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