He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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