Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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