you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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