You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
