On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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