I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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