They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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