my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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