i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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