I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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