She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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