just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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