i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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