I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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