Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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