I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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