You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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