love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
