: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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