she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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