It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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