She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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