Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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