Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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