if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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