I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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