yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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