WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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