i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
someone owes me an orgasm
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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