Do you still have your period?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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