marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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