..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
love makes seman taste better
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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