We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Randomize
