it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
