We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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