i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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