I hope mine doesn't look like that
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Randomize
