Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So much rum. So many feels.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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