dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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