But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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