he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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