was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so let's talk penis.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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